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BREAKING NEWS: FOOTAGE SHOWING THE SUSPECTED DOG WHO HAS BEEN SUSPECTED FOR THE BRUTAL MURDER OF HIS OWNER WITH A NOTE THAT SAID “IM NO LONGER CLEANING MY PAWS, BUT CLEANING YOUR BLOOD”. STAY TUNED FOR MORE

BREAKING NEWS: FOOTAGE SHOWING THE SUSPECTED DOG WHO HAS BEEN SUSPECTED FOR THE BRUTAL MURDER OF HIS OWNER WITH A NOTE THAT SAID “IM NO LONGER CLEANING MY PAWS, BUT CLEANING YOUR BLOOD”. STAY TUNED FOR MORE

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This is my best pun ever

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What do you call people over obsessed with science?

Lymph nerds

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kkattap:

slipperydong:

If you don’t think frozen was a great movie, you can back the fuck away from me. This is coming from a 19 year old of the male gender

*hugs you endlessly*

Hoo hoo, big summer blowout c:

(via no-one-to-judge)

Source: slipperydong
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If you don’t think frozen was a great movie, you can back the fuck away from me. This is coming from a 19 year old of the male gender

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In exciting news,  I ate goldfish in the shower.  What have I came to.

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xieril:

catapultturtle:

comedown:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

the face of true terror

this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer

Someone please make this black and white.


I think I might have overdone it

łM ϾФMłЛG ЏФU HΛVΞ ФVΞЯ ÐФЛΞ łТ ЛФШ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xieril:

catapultturtle:

comedown:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

the face of true terror

this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer

Someone please make this black and white.

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I think I might have overdone it

łM ϾФMłЛG ЏФU HΛVΞ ФVΞЯ ÐФЛΞ łТ ЛФШ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via unfollovving)

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When mom gets gushers at the grocery store

When mom gets gushers at the grocery store

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Does anyone else ever do a whole body strech and when it ends you get all light headed and shit?